napoli

Naples, the Liverpool (and therefore armpit) of Italy

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

tong

memeber of a rather unpleasant Glasgow street gang
probably supports rangers

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 09, 2003

porridge wog

an inhabitant of scotland
see sweaty

by bigmeuprudeboy October 13, 2003

Market Garden

a cluster fuck, a chinese fire drill
the last time the yanks let the british take charge of an allied operation

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Norwich

1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE

2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome

"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"

"were the fuck is Norwich?"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Vespa

Italian for Wasp
and a type of scooter that most of London ride round on

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003