chrissy wake up

I DON'T LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY

by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 09, 2022

October 10th 2010

10/10/10

The rating your mom got on her lap dance.

The rating is from your sister.

She made it on October 10th 2010.

sister: thanks mom! 10/10/10
mom: thanks sweetie I love October 10th 2010

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021

Unique People That Really Exist

another stupid ad at the bottom of the urban dictionary on definitions that stand alone
also not you lol

Urban Dictionary: what ad should we put today? OH I KNOW Let's do Unique People That Really Exist and put a fake picture of a child in a hospital with an eel/alligator tail! :D
Me: just no.
Urban Dictionary: I'm doing it anyway no matter what you say babaaaaayyyy
Me: `~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

sulfur iodide

a cycle or something

sulfur iodide lol

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

com'ere baby ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

lady: oH i wAnT mA mAn
boyfriend: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) com'ere baby
lady: ooh( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) ok baby

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

my face when I found out that you touched my spagheT without my consent

and then I eat your toes and vomit them into your belly button that I widened with my tongue

-HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SPAGHET
~`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021