BigBlackBlick's definitions

Filletbia

Large meaty or beefy labia majora. So large that they resemble cuts of fillet mignon.

Dude I was surfing some porn and I saw this chick with awesome filletbia.

by BigBlackBlick January 19, 2010

WTFx4

What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?

The four essential questions one asks in exasperation when something bad happens to them or someone close to them that was totally unexpected.

When walking back to my ride last night after getting jiggy at the club I saw that someone stole my curb feelers! I immediately texted my bro WTFx4: What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?

by BigBlackBlick November 5, 2010

Engayged

When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.

Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.

Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.

by BigBlackBlick March 24, 2010

S.O.

An acronym for the derogatory term, saucey orifice, used instead of "significant other" to designate a woman that's kept around for physical pleasure. Can be used cladestinely in front of said S.O. when speaking to a friend who is "in the know". Said S.O. is lulled into a false sense of security thinking that they are your "significant other". (Only heterosexual use allowed as any other orifice is only saucey after the fact.)

Bob: Albert, just who is this engaing creature?

Albert: Oh, this is my S.O., Fillmein. Fillmein this is Albert. (Wink....wink)

by BigBlackBlick February 3, 2010

Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow

Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010

G.Q.

The real meaning of the acronym G.Q. is Generally Queer. Many people believe that it means Gentlemen's Quarterly, but it doesn't. As most men photographed for the magazine are queers and the only readers gulliable, vapid and vain enough to believe the nonsense printed with in it's covers are queers then it follows that G.Q. means "generally queer". Many queers without the testicular fortitude to go into a porn shop and buy real gay porn, rub one out to the fake and fancy fags that adorn it's pages.

Can be used to describe any person, groups of persons or places as "generally queer".

Joe: Hey Frank, we should check out that new club called the "White Swallow".
Frank: Fuck no, that place is G.Q....a total stool pusher's paradise.

Bill: Hey Tom, Let's join the Glee Club.
Tom: Fuck no that group is G.Q. Bunch of Nancy boys.

by BigBlackBlick July 16, 2010

Event Horizon

The outer edge of the stink sphere caused by a rank, nasty fart, air-biscuit, SBDF or the like. Derived from Stephen Hawking's description of the edge of influence of a black hole's gravitational pull. Once you cross the event horizon of a black hole, there's no going back. Once you cross the event horizon of a fart, you will wish you never did.

1. When Trimble reached my event horizon his head snapped to the side like he was bitch slapped by Arnold.

2. Joe was walking briskly into my office until he hit my event horizon, his forward motion then halted abruptly as if he had hit a brick wall.

by BigBlackBlick February 1, 2010