Big steve's definitions

Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

rainman

A nerd; one who may be smart or particularly knowledgeable in some areas but socially or otherwise developmentally retarded

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

stinkpot

A smelly or dirty vagina; a woman having the same

Her stinkpot made me gag

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

play

Abbreviated form of player

Yo, play, what's up?

by Big Steve September 4, 2003