Big steve's definitions

snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 3, 2003

certain element

a phrase used by closet bigots to make reference to blacks, hispanics, or any other racial group the bigot dislikes; the phrase allows the bigot to get the message accross while maintaining a false facade of propriety

Our local schools were better twenty years ago -- since then, a certain element has moved in.

by Big Steve September 7, 2004

fuck the railway

a worker on railway transport when finishing work the day before he/she goes on holiday for a few days.

That,s it i,m done Fuck The Railway

by Big Steve May 13, 2005

Molly Montana

What your grandparents say when they mean Hannah Montana.

Grandfather: Oh my, aren't you pretty? You look just like Molly Montana!
Granddaughter: It's Hannah.
Grandfather: What's that, Honey?
Granddaughter: Hannah.
Grandfather: What's she saying?

by Big Steve December 18, 2008

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 2, 2004