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Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.
Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.
by Big aldo January 1, 2022
mugGet the Efficiency kingmug.

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut
Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol
by Big aldo May 11, 2021
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woody harrel’s son

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.
Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
mugGet the woody harrel’s sonmug.

generation fud

Term to describe people born anytime after 2000 that seem to have at least one fashionably popular ailment or disorder such as gluten intolerance or a phobia of beans etc
How the fuck can you be scared of beans? You generation fud idiot!
by Big aldo September 7, 2019
mugGet the generation fudmug.

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
mugGet the emotional masterbationmug.

fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes
Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour
by Big aldo March 5, 2020
mugGet the fud flutemug.

memedonk

Someone so dumb that their life is adversely effected by the simple act of reading a facebook meme
I unfollowed her, she’s such a memedonk, with her calafornia karma hippy bullshit
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
mugGet the memedonkmug.

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