Definitions by Big aldo

memedonk 

Someone so dumb that their life is adversely effected by the simple act of reading a facebook meme

I unfollowed her, she’s such a memedonk, with her calafornia karma hippy bullshit

memedonk by Big aldo July 13, 2019

wifi slag 

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

wifi slag by Big aldo July 13, 2019

woody harrel’s son 

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.

Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.

woody harrel’s son by Big aldo July 13, 2019

pile of washing 

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

pile of washing by Big aldo July 13, 2019

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

staff meating by Big aldo July 13, 2019

fryer tuck number 

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

fryer tuck number by Big aldo July 13, 2019

trendskipper 

When you couldn’t care less what’s hot and what’s not

Stick your gucci n vans up yer hole i’m a trendskipper

trendskipper by Big aldo December 6, 2018