Definitions by Big aldo

shite wife 

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

shite wife by Big aldo October 30, 2019

generation fud 

Term to describe people born anytime after 2000 that seem to have at least one fashionably popular ailment or disorder such as gluten intolerance or a phobia of beans etc

How the fuck can you be scared of beans? You generation fud idiot!

generation fud by Big aldo September 7, 2019

farter merchant 

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

farter merchant by Big aldo July 13, 2019

aff yon 

To be tired of the banality of the current social situation

Stop talking, you’re about as funny as toothache, i’m aff yon

aff yon by Big aldo July 13, 2019

like yon tae 

All inclusive phrase used to respond to a boring conversation just to say something back.

Question - ‘ i’m bored, what are you up to?’

Response - same mate, like yon tae.

like yon tae by Big aldo July 13, 2019

unshatisfied 

Constipated, unable to perform a natural bowel movement

I’ve been to the bathroom 3 times, but alas i remain unshatisfied

unshatisfied by Big aldo July 13, 2019

buzzburns 

The act of deliberately shaving of your sideburns to leave yourself looking like a cross between chopper reid and a sex offender

‘Dev’ from coronation street has ‘sideburns’ but Roy Cropper has dem ‘buzzburns’

buzzburns by Big aldo July 13, 2019