Big aldo's definitions

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

like yon tae

All inclusive phrase used to respond to a boring conversation just to say something back.

Question - ‘ i’m bored, what are you up to?’

Response - same mate, like yon tae.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

trendskipper

When you couldn’t care less what’s hot and what’s not

Stick your gucci n vans up yer hole i’m a trendskipper

by Big aldo December 6, 2018

wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

by Big aldo July 13, 2019