23 definitions by Big aldo
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
by Big aldo May 11, 2021
Term to describe people born anytime after 2000 that seem to have at least one fashionably popular ailment or disorder such as gluten intolerance or a phobia of beans etc
by Big aldo September 7, 2019