like yon tae

All inclusive phrase used to respond to a boring conversation just to say something back.

Question - ‘ i’m bored, what are you up to?’

Response - same mate, like yon tae.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

buzzburns

The act of deliberately shaving of your sideburns to leave yourself looking like a cross between chopper reid and a sex offender

‘Dev’ from coronation street has ‘sideburns’ but Roy Cropper has dem ‘buzzburns’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

unshatisfied

Constipated, unable to perform a natural bowel movement

I’ve been to the bathroom 3 times, but alas i remain unshatisfied

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.

Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.

by Big aldo January 01, 2022

pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

patter plagiary

The act of repeating the genuis and wit of another to appear funny

Stop using my terms when i’m not in to new people, that’s pure patter plagiary son.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019