Big Tom's definitions

he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

by Big Tom September 14, 2007

quadajo

What a Cuban or Puerto Rican says when they are pissed off.

Oh my god, pedro, what out for the bus!!!!! Quadajo!!!!!!

by Big Tom September 26, 2006

burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.

Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.

by Big Tom September 18, 2005

Police stop

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

by Big Tom April 7, 2009

Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018

feather

To lightly press down on a car's gas pedal so to rev up the engine slighty....from 850 rpm to maybe 1200 rpm. Not a full 12 grand red zone engine blast

Okay, Frank, the car keeps on cutting out on me, so feather the gas so that I see what is going on.

by Big Tom September 14, 2006

weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

by Big Tom September 3, 2005