Scopieophobic

The fear of shooting a gun with a scope and getting hit in the eye.

"The last time George shot a rifle, it kicked back and hit him in the eye. Now he's a total scopieophobic.

by Big Thor February 05, 2015

pussy intake

an oxymoron referring to the physical amount of vagina one man can handle in a single night.

"If you get rid of those pet rats, you could be getting a lot more pussy intake man."

by Big Thor April 14, 2009

Farvophobic

A former long time fan of Brett Farve (typically a Packers fan) who has a fear of watching him play on the Vikings - and enjoy it.

Variations:
Farvophobia

"The only game on right now is the Vikings."

"No way! Turn that off. I'm not watching the damn Vikings!"

"Why are you Farvophobic?"

by Big Thor December 06, 2009

dual fellatio

Two girls, one dick.

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."

by Big Thor September 06, 2009

auto-twat

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.

Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.

by Big Thor December 13, 2012

Dropping the ass ball

when someone make a harsh accusation towards you that is completely based on hasty assumption

Peter: So what do you want to do today?

Louis: You think I'm an idiot don't you?

Peter: Where the hell did that come from??? Are you "Dropping the ass ball" on me?

by Big Thor August 16, 2010

BFF

Butt Fucking Fan

This is Brian. He's gay.

Brian: I'm a BFF.

by Big Thor December 06, 2009