Big Jim's definitions

Dog's Egg

Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo

Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Curl Off

Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs

I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

plinky

adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.

I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards

by Big Jim December 19, 2003

Trouser Browser

One who browses trousers.
A homosexual man.
Often a lord of the gay will be a trouser browser.

Sir, I believe you to be a trouser browser

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

cayden

1. a stoned cracker who always drinks coffee.
2. the ideal cracker.
3. sweet pimp daddae

Look, it's David Koo!

by Big Jim October 12, 2004

Mortgage

1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'

Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Bum Lord

Noun
Similar in meaning to Gay Lord.
A lord of all that is bum.
A homosexual man.

You son of a bum lord

by Big Jim December 20, 2003