Big Ed Moustapha's definitions

That's gonna stink

By stating: 'That's gonna stink', a person has playfully, but politely notified those persons within ear shot that a he/she has just passed gas and that the purveyor of said fart believes it will produce foul odors. This statement can be applied to loud, distinct flatulent expressions as well as those of more subtle qualities.

'That's gonna stink' said Emil having passed gas just as he was exiting the elevator, leaving those unfortunate passengers continuing their journey within its confined space to fend for themselves.

by Big Ed Moustapha February 5, 2012

Baby On Board

A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.

I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?

by Big Ed Moustapha March 2, 2010

Oprah Head

If you believe that the definition for Oprah head refers to a woman that's been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating bitch Oprah Winfrey, you'd be correct, at least partially. There are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo's that actually listen to this purveyor of bullshit and then blame their man that it's all his fault they're not happy.

However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.

Here comes Tawana. Boy, she is a plump little Oprah Head. She looks like 3 little boulders stacked up. That tent type dress doesn't hide a damn thing. What would you call three Oprah Heads coming down a hill? An Avalanche.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 9, 2010

snortin the sofa

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

Wacked Out

A guy that's wacked out is somebody that's wacked off to the point of having no jizm left. Older guys take longer to replenish their load.

Little Tommy Fugazi was completely wacked out out after finding a copy of Hustler and locking himself in the bathroom for an hour. His right hand had blisters.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 6, 2010

dropping logs

From a casual perspective, 'dropping logs' can be thought of as simply taking a dump. A more serious definition would be a more deliberate approach to the art of having a bowel movement. By definition, Dropping Logs may be considered a skill by those individuals that put genuine concentrated effort into a particular bowel movement. For example; a sporting person may refer to the acquired skill of aiming turds while aloft on a tree limb as dropping logs. A person with a medical affliction like constipation may consider expressing 'dropping logs' as way of expressing verbally their feeling of relief. An animal lover may use the term affectionately, such as: Fidow did an excellent job of dropping logs on our walk this morning. It may be used as a form of personal expression: I generally am not in the habit of dropping logs at a complete stranger’s house. With a bit of imagination, the possibilities are limitless.

I caught Ginger dropping logs at my apartment when I arrived unexpectedly early. I reassured her that it was perfectly acceptable and took a massive dump myself with the door open. I warned her about the use of open flames during the process.

by Big Ed Moustapha January 5, 2010

reach out

This has become the new cliché for yuppie types or any pseudo-intellectual types or just idiots that think it sounds special. It is simply just another way of saying: contact, call, speak to, notify, etc. It really sounds faggy and flags the speaker as being self conscious about how they sound to their peers. You also have to wonder who they think they're impressing when they speak like they have an Emily Post book on etiquette shoved up their ass.

Bruce: I'm going to 'reach out' to Bill today.

Tom: Hey Bruce, why do you always insist on talking like a fag?! That little homily won't hide the fact that your a douche-bag.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 24, 2010