Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
Get the Balloon Bung mug.Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010
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Shit that remains on someone's ass just after they've taken a dump and have not sufficiently wiped their butt. It's still moist and stinks. Frequently encountered in office environments. Someone with popo sna walks past you and smells like they shit in their pants. Can be a rude awakening to someone who eventually drops trow and see the stains in their underwear.
Shit that remains on someone's ass just after they've taken a dump and have not sufficiently wiped their butt. It's still moist and stinks. Frequently encountered in office environments. Someone with popo sna walks past you and smells like they shit in their pants. Can be a rude awakening to someone who eventually drops trow and see the stains in their underwear.
Did you get a wiff of that guy?! Every time he drinks coffee, he hits the head within minutes. Musta forgot to wipe his ass, I can still smell the popo sna. Anybody got a match?
by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008
Get the popo sna mug.This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009
Get the snortin crack mug.A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
by Big Ed Moustapha April 05, 2010
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2. I know a couple of Dung Daddy's that tied the knot in kalifornia. Sent them some KY as a wedding gift.
2. I know a couple of Dung Daddy's that tied the knot in kalifornia. Sent them some KY as a wedding gift.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
Get the Dung Daddy mug.A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.
My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 10, 2010
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