Masturbation

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...

Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.

by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021

Fvck

Fvck is the alternative spelling of “fuck” and used to in order to get past the censors.

Fvck off motherfvcker

by Biden is a dick April 14, 2024

Sex

The act of shoving your cock into a juicy twat, moist mouth, or warm asshole.

Jeana. Oh you give my twat the best sex!
Me. I know.

by Biden is a dick April 01, 2021

Seppo

What those asshole Limey’s and Abbo’s call us.

Let’s throw some roo on the barbie and drink some Seppo beer since it’s way better than Foster’s…

by Biden is a dick March 15, 2024

Brooke Baldwin

A poem.
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That I wish to lick her twat
Oh it’s juicy flavor
Is a taste that I thoroughly savor
With each lick comes hints of peach
That cause my wiener to leach

Oh and how she sucks me off
Is only marred by when she has to cough

When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb
But it only makes me want to cum
Her tits so thick
Provide amusement for my dick
Her ass is truly a bubble
But fucking it gets me in trouble
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.

I wrote this at halftime of the Creighton Zaga game so sorry for mistakes!!! Brooke Baldwin is hot and I am bored...

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021

Chaqueta

I just found out that this means to jerk-off in Mexican.

I Chaqueta everyday…

by Biden is a dick March 15, 2024

Clit

Jeana ahhhhhh you’re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!

Jeana has a great clit.

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021