Knipex

High quality German tools. Lifetime warranty, excellent products.
Knipex tools are the finest foreign products on the market.
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Knock you up

In America it means impregnated, while in the UK it means rudely woken up.
The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.

Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…
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name definition writer

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!
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Fellatio

Fellatio is a scientific term that no one uses.
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Biden

An acronym that stands for,
Bitchy
Idiotic
Dick
Evil

Narcoleptic
Dude 1 The English teacha gave me a shithole grade.
Dude 2 What a Biden.
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Craigslist

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.
Craigslist is trash
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Minnesota

Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).
I’m lookinCalifornia, but I’m feelin’ Minnesota.
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