Minnesota

Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).

I’m lookin’ California, but I’m feelin’ Minnesota.

by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023

jalen suggs

Dude that’s plays basketball. He went to Gonzaga and led the Bulldogs to a Final Four in 2021. He is listed at 6 foot 5 inches at 205lbs and primarily plays as a point guard but will occasionally play as shooting guard.

Jalen Suggs is a good player bro.

by Biden is a dick April 01, 2021

username downvoting

When someone down votes a post, comment, or definition (in the case of Urban Dictionary) regardless of the post and judging only by that person’s username.

Look at my username. Doesn’t it make you want to try username downvoting?

by Biden is a dick April 03, 2021

Homeschool

Students here hate it, are bored to death, do only a few hours of school because they control+v their questions into google. Once they are done with their school; all they do is watch the same shity Seinfeld reruns, play the same shithole videos games, look at Urban Dictionary, jerk themselves off, steal their parents liquor, and think of ways to purchase better liquor from Wal-Mart...

Homeschool sucks cock...

by Biden is a dick April 25, 2021

foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021

Reno

1 City located in the state of Nevada. Approximately 400 miles from Las Vegas. Lacks the palm trees and warm weather. Snow is common as the elevation is 4400 feet above sea level. Known for having dirty cheap casinos intermingled with old brick houses. Major drug and crime issue.
2 The male name equivalent of the female name Brooklyn. Why people have such strong desires to name their kids after slimy project-like cities I will never know…

1 (let’s go Reno, go skiing, inhale some second hand smoke, and burn some trash in a 55 gallon drum…

2 (guy one) why the fuck did your parents name you after a disgusting city?

( guy two) they named my sister Brooklyn so they wanted to go all out on the ghetto naming scheme…

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

hair of the dog

Drinking alcoholic beverages the morning after a night of heavy drinking. This is supposed to help relieve the hangover but really has no positive effects.

Bro I was so pickled on those margaritas last night. I have to go hair of the dog.

by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021