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Definitions by Biden is a dick

High quality German tools. Lifetime warranty, excellent products.
Knipex tools are the finest foreign products on the market.
Knipex by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023

name definition writer 

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!
A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.
As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!
Penis by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023

Craigslist 

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.
Craigslist is trash
Craigslist by Biden is a dick December 27, 2021

Carson Strong

American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.
Carson Strong may be a traitor but he’s going to be a high draft pick…
Carson Strong by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021

Knock you up 

In America it means impregnated, while in the UK it means rudely woken up.
The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.

Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…
Knock you up by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021
Used to be a very safe and reliable car. Then, Volvo Passenger Vehicles we’re split from Volvo Heavy Machinery, sold to Ford, and then Ford flipped them to the CCP. Now both Volvo PV and Volvo HM are total shit. Stay away from them!
I sadly have first hand experience with Volvo. Piece of SHIT!!!!
Volvo by Biden is a dick December 25, 2021