Usually meaning Big Nose.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
That lovely warm, air that shoots down the metro hall while waiting for a train. one of the warmest feelings a briton can get.
Supposedly bad for you. The again so's everything compared to The Herald.
Supposedly bad for you. The again so's everything compared to The Herald.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
The nail biting, anxiety caused when a joke in Family Guy is seriously overstretched.
Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.
Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.
Dustin Hoaffman. Are you trying to seduce me?
Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!
DH. Bring me Peter Pan!
NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...
Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!
DH. Bring me Peter Pan!
NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...
by Biafra J July 25, 2004
pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.
Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.
The irony of acting.
The irony of acting.
Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!
Keanu. I know kung fu.
Keanu. I know kung fu.
by Biafra J July 28, 2004
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
If you chuck in a mythical monster which no-one in a huge crowd has ever seen, make him out to be the cutest thing since Gizmo, and situate in a growing land with no-one to bother you, you've got one booming business!
If you go down to Loch Ness today you'll see the splendors of the midgie, a fly like the mosquitoe, who attack in thousands.
Or maybe the herds of yanks, who come with their massive cars, fat wifes and fatter children, who pay over 30 pound to watch some acne-infested student tell them about the legend of an over-sized fish, which he reads off his hand.
In the case of an emergency, such as Nessie getting kidnapped by a senile old billionaire, a fire, or 99.9% of the time, the tour guide needing a fag break, just wait a few hours as he walks out to tend to the needs of his habit and goes to get something to eat, while you stand with a bunch of other gullible foreigners who don't understand what exactly the receptionist was laughing about when you handed her a 100 pound note.
And after a complete waste of 2 hours, sit down and chow on a nessie burger, which can be found in the dozens of burger bars situated in Loch Ness.
(Do not believe that the name nessie burger means that there is any source of Nessie in it. It tastes more like hobo)
Like that isn't enough, come buy cute nessie dolls at the toy shops, such as Nessie saying "Cause im green, innit?"
or the usual "scottish stereotype being chased by a ferocious penise shaped head while fishing for chips" shirt.
So, if your looking to get swindled out of your money, have your kids flesh torn apart by midgies, and all in all, sit in the pishing rain looking for your green chum Nessie, come ahead.
It fab dabby dastard. (Cough)
If you go down to Loch Ness today you'll see the splendors of the midgie, a fly like the mosquitoe, who attack in thousands.
Or maybe the herds of yanks, who come with their massive cars, fat wifes and fatter children, who pay over 30 pound to watch some acne-infested student tell them about the legend of an over-sized fish, which he reads off his hand.
In the case of an emergency, such as Nessie getting kidnapped by a senile old billionaire, a fire, or 99.9% of the time, the tour guide needing a fag break, just wait a few hours as he walks out to tend to the needs of his habit and goes to get something to eat, while you stand with a bunch of other gullible foreigners who don't understand what exactly the receptionist was laughing about when you handed her a 100 pound note.
And after a complete waste of 2 hours, sit down and chow on a nessie burger, which can be found in the dozens of burger bars situated in Loch Ness.
(Do not believe that the name nessie burger means that there is any source of Nessie in it. It tastes more like hobo)
Like that isn't enough, come buy cute nessie dolls at the toy shops, such as Nessie saying "Cause im green, innit?"
or the usual "scottish stereotype being chased by a ferocious penise shaped head while fishing for chips" shirt.
So, if your looking to get swindled out of your money, have your kids flesh torn apart by midgies, and all in all, sit in the pishing rain looking for your green chum Nessie, come ahead.
It fab dabby dastard. (Cough)
Roaaaar! Im Nessie, i can speak over so languages and im lovable and cute, so why dont you buy your kids some of my over-expensive inexpensible merchandise? your kids will love you for years to come. unless you dont like kids. You like kids- dont you?
Loch Ness Tourism Board
Loch Ness Tourism Board
by Biafra J July 26, 2004