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village people

Band in the 80s who no matter how obvious it is nowadays, most people back then didnt even know they were gay.

What a bunch of dumbasses.
Oh by the way, just because they were gay doesnt mean they were any good.
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.

Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Shitelights

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.
Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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BN

Usually meaning Big Nose.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
Gos along with the Biscuit advert tune.
Bn Bn, doo do do doodoo...
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Asylum Seeker

supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
Dont spread the hate. Thats what the BNP wants you to do.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Gordon Gental

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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Heavy Shag

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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