Definitions by Biafra J
Asylum Seeker
supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
Asylum Seeker by Biafra J July 30, 2004
burd
what my geriatric father says when a piece of talent goes past the car.
usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.
usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.
Flat like Tara
Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.
however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides
however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides
Flat like Tara by Biafra J July 29, 2004
Fresh Prince of Belair
A fairly funny 80s American comedy which situated around a very wealthy black family and most known for starring Will Smith.
Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Fresh Prince of Belair by Biafra J July 29, 2004
cold war
the third world war according to Bush the 2nd.
probably the greatest example of the American public getting screwed in the ass by it's government.
probably the greatest example of the American public getting screwed in the ass by it's government.
Watch out kids, if a nuclear bomb goes off,you know what to do.
Duck and cover.
99.99% of the time will result in utter disentregation of the body, but shit happens.
Duck and cover.
99.99% of the time will result in utter disentregation of the body, but shit happens.
Frasier
a fairly funny show depicting the lifes of two yuppy brothers and their struggle keeping up in the food chain.
Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.
Most intelligent comedy ever.
Very Hoity Toity.
Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.
Most intelligent comedy ever.
Very Hoity Toity.
Miles. No frasier, i find the problem wity your inner lack of security is no more than a wild goose chase with your sexual realationship with Mrs higgins in 6 th Grade.
(Canned Laughter)
(Canned Laughter)