BettyHumpter's definitions
When a person in the shower creepily peeks out from behind the curtain to startle another person who is also using the bathroom. So named because it's a role-reversal of the famous scene in the movie Psycho.
Jane came in to a dump while I was in the shower. She nearly shat out her colon when she noticed me staring sideways at her beside the shower curtain like a tipped-over garden gnome. Pulled the reverse-psycho on her.
by BettyHumpter September 13, 2021
Get the reverse-psychomug. Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news
by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020
Get the communist lung herpesmug. When you're on such good terms with a female that you can randomly grope her breasts anytime you please.
by BettyHumpter July 13, 2016
Get the Random Access Mammariesmug. by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020
Get the the one-ninemug. Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell
person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
Get the floor niggermug. A person who appoints himself or herself the 'mask police' and hollers at or aggressively confront strangers they catch not wearing a mask, such as during the Covid-19 pandemic, in dubious circumstances.
I was out trail running and this maskhole accused me from 20 feet away of trying to kill his grandma
by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020
Get the maskholemug. A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.
Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
Get the covid baitmug.