Betty Blitz's definitions

Gulurp

The sound you make when you choke on jelly cups.

Sister 1: “Hey Nancy try this jelly cup!”
Sister 2: *inhales jelly cup* “Gulurp!”

by Betty Blitz January 17, 2021

Finapple

The art of fingering a pineapple in order to practice for later sexual interactions created by Gen Z idiots who have nothing better to do with their time.

So first to finapple, cut a good size whole in the pineapple....

by Betty Blitz January 17, 2021

rrrer

The response you use when trying to win an argument.

Boyfriend: “I am not a child!”
You: “Rrrer”

by Betty Blitz January 17, 2021

Fanal

When one feels the need to escalate a sexual situation by sticking finger(s) into ones asshole. Anal fingering.

“Let’s fanal, fucking just ISNT enough right now”

by Betty Blitz January 17, 2021

Bitch

An expression used in multiple situations as a declaration of ones current emotional or physical state.

*stubs toe* “BITCH!”

by Betty Blitz January 17, 2021