Pugbayer

A person who drives a small peugeot car to take sold ebay goods to the post office,engine size is usualy limited to 1600cc maximum
Oh no we are gonna be late,a pugbayer is at the post office counter
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009
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Dumpstyle

Got in from work brushed my teeth and had a quick Dumpstyle so I could get here on time.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016
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Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.
Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016
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rollmop cock

When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............
Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 10, 2010
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Delsplaining

To Delsplain is to continually talk bullshit to a YouTube audience. Someone Delsplaining will generally be seen to make things up on the go. They usually have no knowledge of the subject they try to teach, they then do it in an unsafe manner.
Did you see that video of John mending his mobility scooter! He had no idea how to fit that wheel but as usual he just kept Delsplaining as usual. But hey you already knew that!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty March 08, 2021
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lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond
look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 05, 2009
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Lumbster

A Man or Woman who makes his or her living by selling what most people would describe as Junk on Auction sites.They usually acquire these goods from recycling tips/refuge bins or even items at the side of the road.
These people would usually have a old dirty van for there work but would also have either a classic or maybe a kit car to make people think they are upper class citizens.
They also tend to be selfish people with little or no real interest in others.
Hey Dave I saw a Lumbster down at the Tip today,he was loading his van with all sorts of junk.
Yea Matt they sell it online to make money!
Do they actually sell any of it Dave?
Oh yea some people will buy anything.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 17, 2013
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