Bernard McGraw's definitions
adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.
Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.
by Bernard McGraw December 10, 2010
Get the equiviolentmug. adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010
Get the old pre-schoolmug. Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.
by Bernard McGraw November 26, 2009
Get the apostrophapathymug. by Bernard McGraw October 19, 2008
Get the Chlorophilemug. 1. An absolutely crap child with no potential. Usually ginger.
2. Spunt can also refer to the act of giving birth to a spunt (spunting, spunted).
2. Spunt can also refer to the act of giving birth to a spunt (spunting, spunted).
1. Claire, what even is the point in that kid of yours? Looks like he's got fucking ADHD. I don't know why you don't have the daft spunt put down.
2. Doctor: Come on love, push, PUSH- oh fucking hell, butterfingers... There we go, she's only gone and spunted the kid out on the floor.
2. Doctor: Come on love, push, PUSH- oh fucking hell, butterfingers... There we go, she's only gone and spunted the kid out on the floor.
by Bernard McGraw April 8, 2009
Get the Spuntmug. An adjective for "juxtaposition".
"Check that granny out. She's frail as the Dickens, but she beat up that cage fighter like it wasn't even a thing. How juxtapository."
by Bernard McGraw March 13, 2010
Get the juxtapositorymug.