Definitions by Bernard McGraw

flesh stranger 

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

flesh stranger by Bernard McGraw November 25, 2009

Spunt 

1. An absolutely crap child with no potential. Usually ginger.

2. Spunt can also refer to the act of giving birth to a spunt (spunting, spunted).

1. Claire, what even is the point in that kid of yours? Looks like he's got fucking ADHD. I don't know why you don't have the daft spunt put down.

2. Doctor: Come on love, push, PUSH- oh fucking hell, butterfingers... There we go, she's only gone and spunted the kid out on the floor.

Spunt by Bernard McGraw April 8, 2009

Buttercunt 

Heartfelt term of endearment.

What up buttercunt?

Buttercunt by Bernard McGraw February 25, 2009

Editors 

The UK version of the band "Interpol".

Editors are pretty wank, the guy sings really slowly just so he doesn't have to write any lyrics.

Editors by Bernard McGraw October 20, 2008

Chlorophile

A person who is sexually attracted to green plants.

Get that chlorophile out of my shrubbery!

Chlorophile by Bernard McGraw October 19, 2008

Interpol 

The US version of the band "Editors".

Why did you get tickets for Interpol? They're shite.

Interpol by Bernard McGraw October 19, 2008