by Bernard McGraw February 26, 2009
by Bernard McGraw September 01, 2008
adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
by Bernard McGraw December 04, 2010
Onomatopoeia is when a word for a sound sounds like a sound; automatopoeia is when the word looks like what the word is.
Example of automatopoeia: bed. This is the only example I can think of, aside from "word", which is pretty weak.
by Bernard McGraw December 09, 2010
adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.
Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.
by Bernard McGraw December 09, 2010
1. An absolutely crap child with no potential. Usually ginger.
2. Spunt can also refer to the act of giving birth to a spunt (spunting, spunted).
2. Spunt can also refer to the act of giving birth to a spunt (spunting, spunted).
1. Claire, what even is the point in that kid of yours? Looks like he's got fucking ADHD. I don't know why you don't have the daft spunt put down.
2. Doctor: Come on love, push, PUSH- oh fucking hell, butterfingers... There we go, she's only gone and spunted the kid out on the floor.
2. Doctor: Come on love, push, PUSH- oh fucking hell, butterfingers... There we go, she's only gone and spunted the kid out on the floor.
by Bernard McGraw April 08, 2009