flesh stranger

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

by Bernard McGraw November 25, 2009

Editors

The UK version of the band "Interpol".

Editors are pretty wank, the guy sings really slowly just so he doesn't have to write any lyrics.

by Bernard McGraw October 20, 2008

old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.

As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.

by Bernard McGraw December 04, 2010

equiviolent

adj. Describes an equal amount of violence in reply to the person to have administered the original violence.

Leànnà punched me in the nad. What can I do? Does it hurt just as much if I punch her in the cunt? I'll have to ask a hermaphrodite or something. That is the only thing that has a hope of being a reliable source in this matter. If I don't get this out of the way it'll bother me for ages. I wish I wasn't so honourable and equiviolent. If my conscience would let me get away with it I'd absolutely boot her in the vagina and be on my merry way.

by Bernard McGraw December 10, 2010

mehfinition

Due to the fact that there are thirty-seven pages on Urban Dictionary of definitions for the word "meh" as this is being written, mehfinition is a word now.

Christ, so many mehfinitions... I'll upload mine anyway.

by Bernard McGraw March 21, 2010

automatopoeia

Onomatopoeia is when a word for a sound sounds like a sound; automatopoeia is when the word looks like what the word is.

Example of automatopoeia: bed. This is the only example I can think of, aside from "word", which is pretty weak.

by Bernard McGraw December 10, 2010