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no strings

A response to a too good proposal. Asking if there's no catch and your not going to be expected to do something in return.

A shorter form of "no strings attached"
Dude 1: Here, you can borrow my car for your road trip.
Dude 2: For real! No strings?
by benormous January 26, 2006
mugGet the no stringsmug.

kansas

Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.
Ray: Kansas, 3 o'clock!
Jake: Roger that.
by benormous April 30, 2006
mugGet the kansasmug.

scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'
'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'
by benormous May 5, 2006
mugGet the scphunkmug.

gingervitus

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.
Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.
by benormous May 15, 2006
mugGet the gingervitusmug.

flintstoning it

The style used when brakes and/or pedals are useless on a bicycle.

Using your feet to stop or move your bike.
Biker 1: Hurry up man! The cops are gonna be here soon!
Biker 2: AH FUCK! My brake line is cut, and my gears are jammed!
Biker 1: You better be flintstoning it!
by Benormous December 28, 2005
mugGet the flintstoning itmug.

iPod

Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
by benormous June 11, 2006
mugGet the iPodmug.

bounce blower

An item used by stoners. Consists of a sheet of Bounce Dryer Sheets, an empty toilet paper roll and an elastic to hold it all together. The objet is to blow your smoke into the toilet paper roll which filters through the Bounce Dryer Sheets. It keeps the air smelling fresh.
Stoner 1: Are you sure your parents won't notice the smell, their only down the hall?
Stoner 2: Relax, I got a bounce blower.
by benormous April 10, 2006
mugGet the bounce blowermug.

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