scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'

'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'

by benormous May 5, 2006

schpunkenfurtur

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

schunk

to insert ones penis to the base

I put my cock in your old lady and it was like "schunk"

by Jayshaw December 18, 2007

schpunken

Spunk, Seamen, Jiz, Jism, Manfat

Schpunken was once famously heard by the one and only Borat

by Marc Randles September 26, 2007

schunk

A guy that thinks about penis all the time. He tries to hide his love for penis by accusing others of being gay.

Why is Andrew saying that the wolverines are gay?

He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.

by Susie Juggs June 25, 2019

Sphunkter

A horridly putrid and funky smelling ass hole. Usually assosciated with forgetting to wipe.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.

"Damn baby, that is some foul-ass sphunkter stank you got going on!"

by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005

schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie

"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010