Ben L.'s definitions

Stfunoob

The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")

Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!

Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

bakane

Japanese for "You idiot." The direct translation being "idiot you." It's different than just "baka" because the "ne" makes it a word directed at somebody.

Person one: i bUYz dA cRaPz cOz i h4vE a kreditz carzd!
Person two: Bakane!

by Ben L. February 6, 2005

Coke Music

An online game created by the Coca Cola industry. The concept is simple: you create songs in your cheap shack using about 3 dozen sound loops, find some room that actually lets you in, stand in line for over half an hour, play the song, and get all thumbs down for not putting the 3 rock guitar sounds anywhere in your unique song. The game is populated with hackers, Internet skanks, racists, grown men who pretend to be "teh hot chikz", and little kids that think they're cool by dressing in all black, calling themselves "SatansGothKid666," and having cyber in the extra rooms. The game also has a few mini games, for example giving your own subtitile to a picture, but the language filters on that is insane. You cannot say the word "Japanese" because it has "Jap" in it. You cannot say any word that has the three letters "A-s-s" (for obvious reasons), you can't even type the words in 1337, and even if there are two words that happen to spell out a curse word ("puSH IT out of the way," for example) you can't say it. Also, all the "girls" in just about every room are extremely "horny" and want your "hot body", even though there are only 2 face designs and a handful of body designs (i.e. everyone looks about the same). The game was made popular by Deluxe247 (or whatever his name is), a character on too many movie previews; a very white kid who's acting extremely black. The game is a major waste of time

Oh Lord, why, Oh why did I waste my entire winter vacation on that evil spawn of an evil corporation known as Coca-Cola! Well, at least there isn't a McDonald's Music....

by Ben L. June 7, 2004

Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 11, 2004

Faggotry

(n) When something is so gay it surpasses just saying "Dude, thats gay." would be changed to "Dude, thats some faggotry right there!"

"Dude, look at the shirt that polesmoker is wearing. Thats some fuckin faggotry there!"

by Ben L. June 15, 2004

The Word on the Street

The Word on the street is...stop. That's the only word I've ever seen on the street.

Dude, you just ran that stop sign! Crap, man, now there's a cop behind you.

by Ben L. June 26, 2004

work on

When playing an RPG, "working on" it means that a player is currently playing it with the intent of beating the game, unlocking everything, etc. Basically a fancy way of saying "playing."

I was working on FFX-2 during the beginning of this year, then Golden Sun, then Tales of Symphonia, and now Star Ocean Till the End of Time.

by Ben L. October 9, 2004