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1) A storm in the ocean, somewhat like an underwater tornado, it usually consists of heavy currents, but it has no effect on the surface. 2) The aloof protaganist of Final Fantasy VIII, his trademark being a scar on his face and a sword with a pistol added to the handle, called a "gunblade"

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

An old West term meaning "about time."

A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.

Japanese for "You idiot." The direct translation being "idiot you." It's different than just "baka" because the "ne" makes it a word directed at somebody.

The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")