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bakane

Japanese for "You idiot." The direct translation being "idiot you." It's different than just "baka" because the "ne" makes it a word directed at somebody.
Person one: i bUYz dA cRaPz cOz i h4vE a kreditz carzd!
Person two: Bakane!
by Ben L. February 6, 2005
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I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."
Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!
by Ben L. January 8, 2006
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like crazy

A two word replacement for the adjective "crazily." It is typically used by younger individuals that do not yet know or care that it is improper grammar.
Dude, he is FAST! He ate that hamburger like crazy!
by Ben L. September 25, 2005
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Coke Music

An online game created by the Coca Cola industry. The concept is simple: you create songs in your cheap shack using about 3 dozen sound loops, find some room that actually lets you in, stand in line for over half an hour, play the song, and get all thumbs down for not putting the 3 rock guitar sounds anywhere in your unique song. The game is populated with hackers, Internet skanks, racists, grown men who pretend to be "teh hot chikz", and little kids that think they're cool by dressing in all black, calling themselves "SatansGothKid666," and having cyber in the extra rooms. The game also has a few mini games, for example giving your own subtitile to a picture, but the language filters on that is insane. You cannot say the word "Japanese" because it has "Jap" in it. You cannot say any word that has the three letters "A-s-s" (for obvious reasons), you can't even type the words in 1337, and even if there are two words that happen to spell out a curse word ("puSH IT out of the way," for example) you can't say it. Also, all the "girls" in just about every room are extremely "horny" and want your "hot body", even though there are only 2 face designs and a handful of body designs (i.e. everyone looks about the same). The game was made popular by Deluxe247 (or whatever his name is), a character on too many movie previews; a very white kid who's acting extremely black. The game is a major waste of time
Oh Lord, why, Oh why did I waste my entire winter vacation on that evil spawn of an evil corporation known as Coca-Cola! Well, at least there isn't a McDonald's Music....
by Ben L. June 7, 2004
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wapanese

No, seriously, go see that movie if you want a very good definition. Tom Cruise's character is totally Wapanese.
by Ben L. August 29, 2004
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lesbian

A woman or girl who "prefers the company" of other women and/or girls.
Me: Dude! That bitch Sam is a lesbian!
Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious...
Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs.

Ba dum pssh.

(True story about my dog...)
by Ben L. July 20, 2008
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ROFLMAOOL

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.
All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!
by Ben L. March 20, 2005
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