Definitions by Ben Kenobi

Good Charlotte 

A rather pathetic band that no one really likes. See Simple Plan (my definition).

You're going to play Good Charlotte at your party? You loser!

Good Charlotte by Ben Kenobi July 19, 2008

Dave Barry 

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.

The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.

Dave Barry by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

George Carlin 

The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.

"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."

George Carlin by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead 

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

fucking fuckheaded fucky face 

Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.

See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.

Hey, don't you think <someone> is a fucking fuckheaded fucky face?

fucking fuckheaded fucky face by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

American Idiot 

A completely stupid CD written by a homophobic band of so-called rockers called Greenday. They are absolutely painful. If they went on TV, Simon Cowell would kill them.

The CD is about some random kid who enjoys using the words fuck and faggot. It is totally idiotic that anyone would ever listen to it.

American Idiot is the lamest CD ever.

American Idiot by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

hebe 

A racial slur against either people of Jewish decent or people practicing the religion of Judaism.

As one of Jewish decent who is currently practicing Judaism, it is against my moral beliefs to put an example.

hebe by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005