Ben Dover 's definitions

Richardt

when a guy is taking a piss and shits on himself because he is too lazy to sit down and do the deed

The slimy mess from when Brian Richardted on himself kept him from getting laid for two years.

by ben dover January 8, 2005

loviska

a sweet last name for an awsome person.

Jake Loviska! who else

by Ben Dover February 7, 2005

Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005

pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.

Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!

by Ben Dover April 27, 2004

chode

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

by ben dover June 4, 2004

sack of joy

prick, moron, snob

used when parents/boss is around

joshua, i didnt molest you, you sack of joy

by ben dover June 28, 2004

fressssssh attire

What retards say when they get too old to rap. Utilized by the Boys, Beasties.

Put Armor All up on your tire. Sport that fressssssh attire.

I am an asshole.

by Ben Dover June 29, 2004