Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.
Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head
by Ben May 31, 2003
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Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 03, 2005
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max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
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The Greatest Gig in the Sky

-The best song ever. Off of one of Pink Floyd's many masterpieces, "Dark Side of the Moon."

-The song that plays during the tornado when "Dark Side of the Moon" is properly synchronized with "The Wizard of Oz"
Last night, I got blazed and put on DSOTM. When
by Ben September 29, 2003
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gaynormous

So unbelievebly gay

See also fagtastic
Wessley is gaynormous and looks like a blue whale
by Ben February 11, 2005
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Dwyane Wade

The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.
"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"

"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."

"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
by Ben March 18, 2005
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blung-blung

adjective-refers to cheap imitation jewellary as often worn by cheap imitation gangstars.
look, he's drippin in blung.
by ben November 16, 2003
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