SWS UK

A collection of people who are unable to get proper jobs or who are too lazy too, or are hobbits, numpties or a calfhead. The company is owned and run by the evil dark lord Lenny who is assisted by a group of weak and feeble managers who don't give a toss. The company manufactures physical security products using the can't be arsed manufacturing technique or as it also known Not Completely Ready.
by Ben July 16, 2006
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pricey

Hot damn! The beers here are $10! That's pretty pricey.
by ben June 17, 2004
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president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!
I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush
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Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
by Ben December 07, 2003
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take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
by Ben October 12, 2004
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trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs
by Ben April 01, 2005
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Anal

"Ben got fucked hard anal by bernard all last night
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