Ben 's definitions

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003

Mud guppies

Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity

Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.

by ben November 12, 2003

Ben Dover

the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.

"that guy is such fucking Ben"

by Ben September 26, 2004

!!!1

Happens when a careless internet queen gets excited and types too much.

Internet Queen : OMG LOL!!!1

by Ben April 22, 2005

dilly dally

Verb: To mess around or waste time. Typically used by the very elderly.

Ah you young whipper snapper. Stop dilly dallying and get off your ass!

by ben June 17, 2004

marine natural resources

the water in the ocean, especially around carribean coral areas.

the water where cruise ships dump their waste

by ben January 1, 2004