Ben 's definitions

table talk

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.

1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...

by ben June 17, 2004

TA

Tiger Army, a great psychobilly band

Dude did u get the new TA album?

by Ben January 21, 2004

Flannie Connoisseur

Euphemism for an Australian bogan, most of which wear flannies, drink jim beam and watch the V8's.

Ruski may be a flannie connoisseur, but I still think he's cute.

by Ben June 8, 2010

LOST

The best fricken show that has ever aired on television.........if u haven't watched it u better start....IT THE BEST SHOW!!!!

LOST is the best show on t.v.!

by Ben April 26, 2005

lithp

noun. the speech impediment characterized by the involuntary replacement of the 's' sound with a 'th'.

Thtop making fun of my lithp.

by ben June 18, 2006

packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

by Ben June 19, 2006

dudj

a man who has an unbelievably small penis

"Yeah, I fucked him last night. He was a total dudj."

by Ben February 2, 2005