cingular

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"
by Ben September 13, 2006
mugGet the cingularmug.

Bammie

1. Someone who likes CKY and HIM just because a bearded Ville Valo wannabe asshole likes them. CKY is good to like... HIM isnt...

2. Someone who thinks Bam is IN CKY/HIM

3. People who waste space on CKY Chat talking about said bearded Ville Valo wannabe
<Dark_Angel> I love bam so much, and his voice is really good when he sings
by Ben November 16, 2003
mugGet the Bammiemug.

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff
by ben June 04, 2003
mugGet the Jagmug.

Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 03, 2005
mugGet the Urban Scrumpingmug.

kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.
"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"
by ben May 13, 2005
mugGet the kazakstanmug.

daft

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face
by Ben October 08, 2003
mugGet the daftmug.

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).
Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.
by Ben November 23, 2003
mugGet the Read Some Chaucermug.