Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
by Ben December 08, 2003
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iono

by Ben February 08, 2004
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swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!
by ben January 13, 2005
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cock snap

Pulling a limp penis to its maximum extent and letting go creating a rubberband effect known only as "cock snap".
She cock snaped me! Wow, that cock snap hurt.
by Ben March 08, 2004
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Liquor

To be in trouble.
To be in allsorts of trouble.
To be in allsorts.
To be in liquorice allsorts.
To be in liquorice
To be in liquor.
"Did you hear about Wart?"
"He's a cat?"
"Apart from that, at 3 Wise a couple of months ago he fucked a fatty and now she's pregnant... he's in liquor"
by Ben November 19, 2004
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sheeot

The black way to say shit when they're frustrated.
"Aw, sheeot, my bling-bling got dirty.
by Ben February 17, 2004
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dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.
"Ted Check our the new dick cream"
by Ben March 24, 2005
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