Ben's definitions

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

Pork chop chop

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.

Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.

by Ben November 16, 2003

Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo

Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1

by Ben April 13, 2005

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003

punk lar

a pompus jackass who thinks he quit runescape but in reality hes playing it in his head without even realizing it.

yo that punk lar kid is dope.

by Ben January 8, 2005

swirl

another name for sex. Also used as a question as to whether you would have sex with a person.

would you have a swirl at that?
Oh yea, I'd have a swirl!

by ben June 20, 2004

in like flynn

Australian rhyming slang meaning that you are in with a chance.

Mate, did you see the way that chick was looking at you? You're in like flynn

by Ben March 10, 2004