Ben's definitions

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 4, 2003

Fiesta

Spanish word for "party"

I'm thinking of holding a little fiesta in celebration of..."

by Ben November 20, 2003

whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

by Ben November 23, 2003

fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

by Ben October 23, 2004

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

by ben May 1, 2005

Glaw

A word with no meaning, used as a response to a question with the intent to annoy someone.

-"Do you know where the pickles are?"

-"Glaw!"

by Ben January 13, 2009