Huntas

Virus that can result in the formation of a sinep.

Shawn McCade

by Ben February 14, 2004

College Confidential

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

by Ben July 02, 2005

Fangoriously

A term used to describe a style of eating, generally involving the use of fangs.

"Some people are being fangoriously eaten by a gelatinous monster." - Strong Bad

by Ben September 12, 2003

Orange

1.a particular species of girl
2.height impaired person
3.question of life
4.pet name for union officials

1.she is as sweet as an orange
2.she aint getting any closer to the ground, what an orange.
3.ask me if i am an orange?
4.orange on floor sif union my ass off

by Ben September 08, 2003

sissy cunt

-A person who hides behind their lies to promote their shitty agenda. Mostly used for Fox News employees.
-Being a real douche when you know you're a lying sack of shit.

That fucking Bill O'Reilly is being a real sissy cunt.

by Ben February 12, 2005

lacfy

Ben came up with this brilliant acronym. It is used online and in real life. From a scale from 1-10 it is a 10 in terms of annoyingness.

Lacfy = Lets all clap for you (or any last letter depending on what it refers to).

You can use lacfy even when someone says something utterly irrelevant to the topic. Here are some examples:

Jason: I told Coach Artis that the Statue of Liberty is in South Africa and he believed me!
You: Lacfy

Jason: I can't stand you
You: Lacfy

by Ben February 21, 2005

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005