BelAir Hilloc's definitions
I got stuck up to the elbow in the toilet trap, trying to retrieve my gompers, OR
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.
by BelAir Hilloc September 3, 2021
Get the gompersmug. The exclamation of surprise and astonishment uttered by one who unexpectedly has an apple--or other firm-fleshed variety of pome or drupe--forcefully jammed into his or her open mouth.
Tripping over the curbstone hurt my pride a little, and my toes not at all, but the last thing I wanted to do at that moment was to jam a large crabapple into Summer Bletchfield's patrician tonsils; her irate, accusatory expostulation of "GUH!" will haunt my sleepless dreams through decades of agonizing regret.
by BelAir Hilloc November 20, 2020
Get the Guhmug. by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021
Get the Gompersmug. What Angelenos (people from Los Angeles) call Oxnard, which most would prefer not to call anything at all, except they frequently have to drive through it. Almost always preceded by the definite article ("The 'Snard"). Derivatives exist, i. e. "Snarditude".
by BelAir Hilloc June 16, 2021
Get the 'Snardmug. Traffling: The most extreme form of domestic cat kneading or "Making Biscuits," done with straight legs, a high, military step, and an apparent sense of urgency.
Vyacheslav, my twenty-pound Russian Blue, was the perfect companion, except for his incessant traffling on my midsection, which more than once resulted in memorable indigestion.
by BelAir Hilloc December 30, 2018
Get the Trafflingmug. He reached a point halfway up to the roof peak without falling backwards, pausing to catch his breath; then suddenly, a crackling noise came from below, followed by a loud "Soomp!!" as the rotten shingles gave way, and the unfortunate peasant began his premature descent to the rooms below.
by BelAir Hilloc May 10, 2020
Get the Soompmug. A colloquial English term--presumably of some antiquity--describing an unfortunate condition afflicting the pectoral physiognomy of many men and women as they age, and/or surrender themselves to superfluous engorgement. Usually preceded by the definite article (I. E. "The Tittydangles").
Her most voluptuous, and otherwise pleasant, mien was sadly marred by a grievous case of The Tittydangles, which no amount of yardage, nor any ingenious construct of whalebone and India rubber, could conceal.
by BelAir Hilloc April 26, 2021
Get the Tittydanglesmug.