Behest's definitions

moai

("mwai") A sound used when deep in thought to pass the time audibly while you try to come to an answer.

It is derived from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, in which the character Malvolio sits pondering the letters "M.O.A.I.," trying to decide if they refer to his own name.

"We need to leave at... moai... seven-ish?"

by Behest August 12, 2006

emofest

instance in which a person acts extremely emo, whining about how awful their life is, how no one understands what they have to go through, etcetera, etcetera, and generally is just an extreme nuisance by refusing to hear reason

Don't even bother trying to talk to her right now... She's having an emofest.

by Behest May 26, 2006