Definitions by Beef

Yaise 

Phrase uttered by Mustov when he sees or thinks about something he likes. Usually preceded by "Oh"

Mustov, do you like women?
Mustov: OH YAISE!!!

Yaise by Beef February 8, 2004

Mustov 

Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.

"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"

Mustov by Beef February 8, 2004

puke willy 

The act of barfing on another's cock for a laugh.

I saw a fellow homosapien blow chunks down my trousers.

puke willy by beef January 6, 2004

milkshake

when a girl eats too many brownies and then she jumps up and down 4 times and feels them in her belly

I like to eat brownies with milkshakes

milkshake by BEEF December 23, 2003

sex machine 

Chad Zowacki

yo, Sex machine mang...

sex machine by Beef December 12, 2003

toofer 

chewing tobacco

used mainly in the boonies of Pennsylvania

see schnoozer

where's all the toofers at?

toofer by Beef October 14, 2003

tuba 

another word for cocaine

see yeyo

i'm all skiied up on tuba!

tuba by Beef October 14, 2003