Skip to main content
Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.
"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"
Mustov by Beef February 8, 2004
Words you can keep
The pinnacle of human greatness. A comrade. A leader of the people. A defender of the weak and a destroyer of corruption. A savior.
Mostov....what everyone in the world strives to be.
Mostov by IAMSOAMAZINGAWESOME March 1, 2009
Related Words

Mustocate 

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.
Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...
Mustocate by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007
The word musto comes from Missouri. It is the fat that hangs over a man's penis when he is severely overweight.
Tyler weres your penis? I don't know my musto's covering it.
Musto by Musto Lover March 12, 2005

mustobate 

The act of eating food and getting sexual pleasure as a result.
Mr. Musto mustobates all the time!
mustobate by jon cao October 13, 2004
A large blue possessed sailing jacket. You can put it on, but you can never take it off.
Dana: ''OMG Katy, you're so fat.''

Katy: ''I know, I'm trying to eat loads so I can burst out of Musto''

Musto: ''You can NEVER escape me!!!!!!!''
Musto by breakfastcoffeecake April 13, 2010
No-one can hear a word I tell
What the girl was singing
See she mustav been 16 or 18
Im just past caring

(lyric of 'For The Girl' by The Fratellis)
mustav by caff huang June 1, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next