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Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.
"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"
Mustov by Beef February 8, 2004
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The pinnacle of human greatness. A comrade. A leader of the people. A defender of the weak and a destroyer of corruption. A savior.
Mostov....what everyone in the world strives to be.
Mostov by IAMSOAMAZINGAWESOME March 1, 2009
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Mustocate 

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.
Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...
Mustocate by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007
The word musto comes from Missouri. It is the fat that hangs over a man's penis when he is severely overweight.
Tyler weres your penis? I don't know my musto's covering it.
Musto by Musto Lover March 12, 2005

mustobate 

The act of eating food and getting sexual pleasure as a result.
Mr. Musto mustobates all the time!
mustobate by jon cao October 13, 2004
A large blue possessed sailing jacket. You can put it on, but you can never take it off.
Dana: ''OMG Katy, you're so fat.''

Katy: ''I know, I'm trying to eat loads so I can burst out of Musto''

Musto: ''You can NEVER escape me!!!!!!!''
Musto by breakfastcoffeecake April 13, 2010
equal with "must have"
No-one can hear a word I tell
What the girl was singing
See she mustav been 16 or 18
Im just past caring

(lyric of 'For The Girl' by The Fratellis)
mustav by caff huang June 1, 2007