Definitions by Bearded Abe

Redneck America 

i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.

America is like anyone who lives in a trailer park in Alabama.

Redneck America by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005

GARDEN STATE

the shittest state in these untied states.
some people call it home. i call it america's shit hole.

Garden State is americas shit hole and there is nothing u can do about it.

GARDEN STATE by Bearded Abe March 19, 2005

B.E.T

worthless waste of a channel on the god that is tv. almost as bad as MTV but tries to be more urban. fucking retards. plus its run by crazzzy white people trying to make there rich asses more white. and yes im white.

B.E.T is watched by white people who live in south philly thinking they are cool by watching this crap!! they ain't cool they is retarded.

B.E.T by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

Gizzoogle

the black verison of google. how fucking retarded is that. i guess black people need to have a equal site to jizzoogle there own terms

what a waste of time money and engery

Gizzoogle by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

britney spears 

talentless bitch who thinks she cound get a way with marring 2 people in a year. she is on tit is higher then the other one, whoring, ance covered bitch. no wonder she got a way with marring twice in one year, she's from the SOUTH!!!!! that kind of shit is normal down there. goddamn what a cunt.

britney spears=spear britney

britney spears by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

Pussy licking 

finger lickin' good
to eat out

the pussy was finger lickin' good
to pig out

Pussy licking by Bearded Abe March 9, 2005

popular girls

1. girls who usually get gang banged by 10 black guys.

2. rich white jewish girlz with everything they ever wanted

3. what you're not

1. the gurls you see walking with a limp

2. the girls from lower merion high school

3. well everybody else execpt you and you and you

popular girls by Bearded Abe March 6, 2005