It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.
by Beanstalker November 08, 2009
What you demand someone does after they offer you food to ensure it is safe to eat. An especially good tactic when they did do something to it and they have to waste it.
Dude 1: Yo, you want some of this burger? I didn't do anything to it. *snort snort laugh snort*
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.
by Beanstalker March 25, 2010
Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
by Beanstalker March 11, 2011