Definitions by Bean

erection 

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

erection by bean March 5, 2003

slashdot 

A website visited by tech monkeys which posts articles of geek interest from other sites and encourages discussion of said articles.

As a verb: When a web site seriously disabled or compromised by the flood of visitors from slashdot, the site is said to be slashdotted.

Anandtech.com posted geforceFX benchmarks and was swiftly slashdotted.

slashdot by bean February 13, 2003

pussy rock 

a particularly gay genre of rock and roll where either the song matter or the members of the band are effeminate

marcy playound

pussy rock by bean February 10, 2003

smarts 

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

smarts by bean February 10, 2003

werk 

what people with real jobs do about 60% of the day;what people with jobs but without a high school diploma do;what someone does when they can't define their occupation.
Usually accompanied with a movement by the first 2 fingers of each hand to show quotation marks

Bob, what are you doing?
Don't bother me, I'm "werking"

werk by bean February 10, 2003