Bean's definitions

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

Kitosho

Definately cooler than Aaron.

I want Kitosho to have my babies!

by BEAN October 30, 2003

Lavendar Lad

Noun: a male who is outwardly homophobic because he is secretly homosexual.

You know eminem is a lavendar lad.

by Bean January 27, 2004

Cheesy

In relation for video games, someone who uses unfair or repetative methods to win a game.

"Man, you're so cheesy!"

by Bean April 1, 2003

ankylosing spondylitis

A type of arthritis that primarily affects the spine and sacroiliac joints. Tendons and ligaments may become inflamed where they attach to the bone. Advanced forms may result in formation of bony bridges, causing stiffness and spinal rigidity. An inflammatory arthritic disorder that affects males more often than females. Affected individuals are usually HLA B27 positive.

ouch my back hurts lots and lots lets smoek some weed

by bean October 19, 2004

Easy-Mac

A quick and meaningless crush as a means to fulfill an emotional need, Often on a fictional character.

My boyfrend dumped me, I think I need some easy-mac.
OMG! Wolverine is so easy-mac!

by Bean January 27, 2004

AIM

The newest way to hate your friends since actual communication. Also, the best way to hide your actual identity.

Beeblebrox1337: Dude, you are lame.
Deathapefornicator: I know.

by Bean April 10, 2005