Bbonemoney's definitions

Bears gotta eat

Used to explain someone's nature. Such as why they slept with someone or why did they do something stupid.

Tim: why did you do that?

TIM2: Hey bears gotta eat.

by Bbonemoney April 15, 2025

Shit Swap.

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to do his dizzle. He shits in his had and shoves it up her vagina and says baby I gotta go. Then leaves. She thinks that he shot a big load. Because she can still feel it. But hes already gone home and when she wakes up she sees shit everywhere.

I did the shit swap, she aunt getting pregnant. Shit Swap.

by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020

Rhino Lining.

When a man is taking a shit and another man starts making out with him.

I was taking a s*** and then I got Rhino lining.

by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020

Mookie

A mookie is a cousins who doesn't work but always seems to have money. He has a colorful past, but it is all unconfirmed. Mookie has fakes several aliments, including death. Mookie doesn't want to be responsible for his many kids or bills. Often times claiming to have lost a limb or other body part and that's why he can't work.

Mookie came by the other borrowed 50 bucks then when I called him back the person who answered said he was dead.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

Shad

1. A worthless employee who volunters for all safety or cultural clubs at work. Who occupies all upper management with inane chatter.

2. A recovering drug addict who lies.

3. A turd fish.

4. A turd blossom.

That dude is a total Shad.

by Bbonemoney July 26, 2019

Spencerbomb

A Spencerbomb is when someone hides with the express goal of taking a photo of an individual in certain situations, ie, waiting in line, in order to send to said individual, while said individual is still in that certain situation without being seen.

I did a great Spencerbomb today. Took a picture of Barry waiting in line and sent it to him. The looked on his face when he got that photo of him in the same spot he was in was great.

by Bbonemoney January 17, 2023