Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

Life

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

g2g

Got to Go.

See gtg

g2g cya

g2g bai

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

but0xx0r

n. buttock; buttocks; said by hackers (hax0rs) is place of 'buttock'

BlarghetH!1 My rihgt but0xx0r has fallex0rn asleap!1 ROFLMAOTTYDUYEB!111 ("Oh deary men! My right buttock has fallen asleep! Tee hee!")

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

how r u?

The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.

<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003