assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

yuptard

1. Yuppie-Retard
2. Soccer Mom

1. SUP AAL MA YUPTARDS IN BROOKELAND LOLZ
2. The yuptard chased Eminem with a fork.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 22, 2003

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003

poo

A large bean found in your dim-sum.

<One> There seems to be poo in my dim-sum
<Two> No, it bean! Bean!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 01, 2003

killbots

A hellbent race of robots designed to kill humans. When their Kill-o-Meters run out, they stop killing.

It was a sad day for robots everywhere... well, we could always build more killbots.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 08, 2003

stupid-head

Crooked-faced butt-monkey with as much reason to live amongst human society as a mosquito.

<Buckle> l00k a7 t3h st0pid h34d!!!1111 l0lz h3r h34d i5 b4çk to =fr0nt!1
<Juckle> Piss off, Nazi.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 22, 2003

implore

To insist or strongly urge.

I implore you to support mass deforestation in South America, idiot.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003