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karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.
<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!
by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003
mugGet the karmamug.

CGI

Crazy language of doomy doom. Used in webpages such as Hotmail to confuse simple-minders.
My mum knows alot of CGI.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
mugGet the CGImug.

null

1. Of or relating to nothing; nothingness.
2. Javascript, when a propertie has the equalness of zero, etc.
1. My bedroom is just null.
2. The command prompt asked me to type my name. I hit 'Enter' without typing a name, and on the webpage, it said 'Hello, null! Welcome to my site!'
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003
mugGet the nullmug.

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.
Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003
mugGet the apple computermug.

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.
<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003
mugGet the blame canadamug.

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.
With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003
mugGet the spammermug.

Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.
Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003
mugGet the Crap on a Senior Citizenmug.

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