Definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

m00se

A 1337ed-up moose

j00 r1d3 t3h m00se!11

m00se by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

w34k 

poor; sad; incompetent

"You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!"
"Yeah, that's w34k!"

w34k by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

phut 

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

phut by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

Cluster

a group of specimens gathering together (possibly in an orgy-fashion)

Cluster by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

yuptard

1. Yuppie-Retard
2. Soccer Mom

1. SUP AAL MA YUPTARDS IN BROOKELAND LOLZ
2. The yuptard chased Eminem with a fork.

yuptard by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

buttard by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

no 

answer to all of life's problems.

<Teacher> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire?
<Timmy> No!

<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!

<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!

<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!

no by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003