teh intarweb

The number one place to find pornography, hentai, message-boards that you can ruin or disrupt, free-to-add-definition dictionary websites that you can annoy, Invader Zim fan sites and me.

i r yoosing teh intarweb n u hav no frendz LOLZORS u r da suk haed.//!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 06, 2003

Uber Cynic

One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.

The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

Urban Addict

One who suffers Urban Addictionary and is therefore addicted to providing definitions for the Urban Dictionary.

That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

Gorillaz

The greatest band ever drawn. Their music kicks ass, and the animation is my inspiration.

Gorillaz is a four-piece band made up of 2D, Murdoc, Noodle and Russel. Occassionally, ghost-rappers appear from Russels head, such as Del Tha Funky Homosapien and Phi Life Cypher

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

foreground

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)

"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

pac-man strategy

The target company defends itself by threatening to take over its acquirer

Microsoft and Macintosh I suppose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003