Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

wankhole

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

noodle

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

girls will be girls

An easy substitute for 'girls will be arrogant whores.'

- In the case of early-teens anyway.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

Gothic

An old type of architecture, admired by Goths and crones.

Have you ever sat on a piece of Gothic architecture for 1000 years? Really gets right up your ass, you know.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 13, 2003

rubber

A condom.

Look at this fat-ass nigga. Sloppy sucka. You a ugly mo'erfucker. Your pop shoulda worn rubber.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003