karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

mankind

Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.

Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003

HTML Code that represents a new line. 2 <br>s will leave a space between.

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by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

pwnz0rer

A person who tends to get to the top of everything, such as sports, Maths and women.

The mighty pwnz0rer lived at the top of Mt Credible with his 30 wives.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003