Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

Adult Swim

The Australian Adult Swim is as alternative as vanilla ice-cream with nothing on it.

Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Orphen, Tenchi Muyu (or however you spell it), Bubblegum Crisis, Gonaicul (or however spelt), Home Movies, Sealab, Brak, Space Ghost, Harvey Birdman, Mission Hill. That's it. The only ones worth watching are Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Mission Hill, Brak, Sealab and Space Ghost. Nowadays, only Bebop, Trigun and Space Ghost are available from those few.

Futurama, Family Guy & Duckman should be on the Australian Adult Swim.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 16, 2003

Hen

An annoying old fart, namely: your mother.

Your mother was a hen.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003