meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

strong bad

Metallic panties of weightful steel and concrete

I'll take off your strong bads... ow! Shit! Those're heavy panties..

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

by bastardized bottomburp May 01, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

CGI

Crazy language of doomy doom. Used in webpages such as Hotmail to confuse simple-minders.

My mum knows alot of CGI.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

null

1. Of or relating to nothing; nothingness.
2. Javascript, when a propertie has the equalness of zero, etc.

1. My bedroom is just null.
2. The command prompt asked me to type my name. I hit 'Enter' without typing a name, and on the webpage, it said 'Hello, null! Welcome to my site!'

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003