Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

webonese

white boy who thinks he is Lebonese. Talks in deeper voice than he really speaks.

Chris is a fucking weboneser.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

jackass

One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.

It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2006

flammable

Same as inflammable, oddly.

Inflammable means flammable? Hoy, what a country!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

McNugget

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Bumscum

A chewy toothpaste-green goo located between the buttcheeks around the anal opening. Possibly originated from swalling your chewing-gum.

I picked off a huge glob of bumscum. Let's go scare my mom with it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Comic Sans

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.

My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003