Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

Strong Bad

"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"

"How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

7 Wonders of the World

1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List

Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

assoar

Used by assclowns to put an assboat into motion.

Gentlemen, grab your assoars! Its assboating time!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

italic

this is italic text: SLANTY!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003