552 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

SARS

Science fiction concocted by the government to scare the peasants and little-folk.

<GovernmentOfficial> Those thousands of people didn't die of cancer, or AIDS! They died of SARS!
<Crowd> Oh my God!
<SelfEmployedBusinessman> Time to take advantage of such chaotic chaos and stock up on facial masks, claiming that they prevent SARS!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 18, 2003

pens

badly spelt and pronounced penis

I write with pens

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 7, 2003

hallo

dumbass internet-chode's way of saying 'hello'

"HALLO EVRY1!11"
"Shut up or I steal your manporn!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

poverty

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 1, 2003

LOOK

to peek at one's private parts

I looked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003