jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Trogdor

An s-shaped dragon of monstrous proportion, he terrorizes peasants of small villages by burninating their village huts. Trogdor wields a beefy arm coming out of his neck, but he uses it rarely because he is better off simple burninating his meals.

Has anyone noticed how almost all the definitions here are generally identical?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

bai

bastardization of 'Bye,' widely uttered by net whores and chodes

Chloe says:
g2g bai

Chimu says:
Speak english, biatch

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

postwhore

One who typically floods a message board with posts in order to gain a higher Post Count and to make themselves known in an environment of 5000 users.

Day 1: JohnnyPostWhore joins the board and introduces himself.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

fart

An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.

Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "Art!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003