BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

widows

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.

Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

thickhead

Numbskull, idiot, Bill Gates, bonehead, shmoe, Bill Gates, imbecile, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Dubbya.

That Bill Gates character sure is one thickhead.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

fer yer

For you.

<Bazted> diz See-Dee iz fer yer!!q1
<Oddity> what?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Hentai

Considered better than real porn because hentai characters do what real people can't or won't do, sexually.

by bastardized bottomburp June 1, 2003