shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

shit brick

A rectangular prism consisting of hardened, moulded faeces/feces/turd which can be used as a tool of assasination by dropping it on someone's head from a 2nd storey window.

I dropped a shit brick on JFK's head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

grab

the action of feeling one's balls... (with a knife!)

I grabbed my nads and felt around 'till I found my credit card.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

new holland

The original name of Australia.

G'day, mate! Welcome to New Holland! Crikey!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

Hip-pop

Ja Rule's occupation, based on the devouration of hot-dogs and saying 'Murder Inc.' in every song.

... And here is Ja Rule, the unloved Hip-Pop artist who just released his new album 'Where Would I Be Without Thirty Bags of Wombat Flesh?'

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003

plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003